Some of the most intense affairs are between actors and characters. There's a fire in the human heart and we jump into it with the same obsession as we have with our lovers.

Sometimes you trust someone who turns out not to be honest. There are a lot of things that happen in life that don't turn out the way you're given the impression that they will. And I think that's all kind of a con. But I think we've probably all been hurt.

I think indie films are really important, because they show the studios and the audiences when they see them, great stories. Really interesting, small stories.

As long as your robot isn't programmed by like Dr. Evil, I think you're going to be fine.

I made fun of myself before everybody else could, so I always got the comic crowns: Freshman Fink, Sophomore Fairy, Junior Birdman. I got all three of them!

People are amazed that I do comedy. I always did comedy.

I think so many families are touched by illness and loss, and we kind of overprotect our children often, you know, we sanitize.