The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power.

I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers.

When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30 per cent said, “Yes”, while the other 70 per cent replied, “What, again?”

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.

I'm 74 years old and even though I may be a bit of a rascal, 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a 30-year-old.

If I, taking care of everyone's interests, also take care of my own, you can't talk about a conflict of interest.

Italy is now a great country to invest in... Today we have fewer communists and those who are still there deny having been one. Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries... superb girls.