When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30 per cent said, “Yes”, while the other 70 per cent replied, “What, again?”

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.

The women of the Right are certainly the most beautiful the Left has no taste, not even when it comes to women.

I never understood where the satisfaction is when you're missing the pleasure of conquest.

Women are lining up to marry me. Legend has it, I know how to do it.

There is nothing new in Egypt. Egyptians are making history as usual.

The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power.