The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power.
When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30 per cent said, “Yes”, while the other 70 per cent replied, “What, again?”
Only Napoleon did more than I have done. But I am definitely taller.
Women are lining up to marry me. Legend has it, I know how to do it.
It’s better to be passionate about beautiful women than gay men.
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.