Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.

Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh.

I do a couple of hundred press-ups a day but I haven't been to a gym in years.

My own saying is: 'Create the hype, but don't ever believe it.'

You didn't beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!

You don't go into anything contemplating failure, because if you did, you wouldn't make it.

It's not our intention to be mean. That's just within us.