Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.

It would hurt my feelings if I respected your opinions.

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.

You don't go into anything contemplating failure, because if you did, you wouldn't make it.

There's no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we're happy; end of story.

My heart, my lungs, my blood - they've all been checked. I remember one of the doctors almost being disappointed when he showed me the results because he couldn't wait to tell me what smoking was doing to me. But there was nothing there.

I thought the first two seasons of America's Got Talent were good. I think this one is the best one by a mile because they - you see the difference this year, I think, with the crowd being effectively the fourth judge. But most importantly, I think that these shows have to have a relevance because if you're not finding stars at the back of these shows - whether it's Idol or Got Talent - they're a complete waste of time.