Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.
Simon CowellI have seen that the American Dream is a reality - and I would love to feel the British Dream is also a reality. To enable that, we have to bring back some common sense and encourage family values, a proper sense of justice and make people believe they have a decent chance to build a business or career for themselves. I see this moment as a fantastic opportunity to restore this, because I believe Britain Has Talent.
Simon CowellI've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.
Simon CowellI've always been petrified of working for a boss who I didn't like but who I was in fear of, because I wanted my salary.
Simon CowellWhat I would argue in my defence is that shows like Britain's Got Talent and The X Factor have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.
Simon CowellOn one level, going bust didn't bother me. It was the 80s, and there wasn't the stigma about bankruptcy that you might think. My mates weren't bothered. My dad was in business.. he knew that it happened, too. He loaned me the money to bail me out, and I got a loan from the bank to pay him back.
Simon Cowell