I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don't care. I would probably get a three-legged dog no one else would want.

I could just sit back and get someone to spin my achievements, I suppose, but when I see others do it, I always think, 'Why are you telling me how successful you are?' I am always suspicious of those kinds of boasts.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

I was bought an electric guitar when I was 12, but my guitar teacher beat me up. I didn't like guitar lessons... My teacher was obviously bored giving me lessons, and one day I offered him a liquorice toffee, but he didn't answer. So I threw it at him, it hit him in the face, and he sort of beat me up.

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.

Beyonce is good-looking. Jennifer Lopez is good-looking. Madonna used to be good-looking.

It would hurt my feelings if I respected your opinions.