Remember how Margaret Thatcher came to believe that abroad was more important than at home? Didn't do her much good.
Simon HoggartSome government expenditure actually makes a profit. Our theatre leads the world. Loads of tourists must be attracted by the fact that you could spend a week in London doing nothing but visit superb museums and galleries, free.
Simon HoggartI think the great thing about grandparents is seeing another home, realising that people you love can have different priorities, different diversions, different opinions and lead quite different lives from the ones you see every day, and that is immensely valuable.
Simon HoggartFish have water, the bushmen of the Kalahari have sand, and Houstonians have interior dรฉcor.
Simon HoggartSeeing John Major govern the country is like watching Edward Scissorhands try to make balloon animals.
Simon HoggartI also learned to play Fruit Ninja on an iPad. It is quite hypnotic, and I hope one day to get past 100 points. I remembered that David Cameron admits to being an addict. I wonder if it helps him in his work. 'Great, just destroyed a pineapple! Reminds me, shall we send those grenades to the Syrian rebels?'
Simon Hoggart