I feel sorry for the '90s, because it was never able to be anything much more than the hangover to the party that was the '80s.

People wonder why I go out with models with nothing between their heads

You don't really want to be always thinking about the future, always thinking about where you're heading for. You've got to think about how you're getting there.

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money'.

I've got three kids, and those are mouths to feed.

I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh

You can set unachievable goals, and you can end up missing out on your life because, in some ways, ambition is kind of living in the future.