The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

Future is like an asshole. Everybody has one.---John Taylor (Nightside Series)

The cream-tiled walls were spattered here and there with old dried bloodstains, deep gouges that might have been clawmarks, and all kinds of graffiti. As usual, someone had spelt Cthulhu wrongly.

It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, skipping merrily along at your side, holding your hand, and smiling sweetly on one and all.

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

You want me to sneak up on an angel and rip out its pinfeathers, so you can make a fashion statement?