The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

When God wanted a city levelled, or all the first-born slaughtered in one night, he sent an angel.

God does so love to make a man break a promise.

I always feel most alive when everything else is dying all around me

Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

While the cat's away, you may find the rats getting damned uppity.