The cream-tiled walls were spattered here and there with old dried bloodstains, deep gouges that might have been clawmarks, and all kinds of graffiti. As usual, someone had spelt Cthulhu wrongly.
Future is like an asshole. Everybody has one.---John Taylor (Nightside Series)
I always feel most alive when everything else is dying all around me
Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.
God does so love to make a man break a promise.
Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.