Thing is, I don't like ties. I like to win....by big margins.
There are no rules to attraction. Jake is nothing like who I wanted.
Tell me what we had was real, I whisper.
And right this second I want to live in ignorant bliss.
- Just do you know, Lenny this isn't a date. - Then what is it? - It's me falling sorry for you, because you're such a loser.
If you can't share with your friends, who can you share with?