You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up." "That last one isn't a skill." "Honey, trust me. It's a skill.

From the look of us, you'd never know we slept in the same bed last night and made out like the world was going to end if we stopped.

I believe in lust at first sight.And attraction.But not love.

I'm standing here, holding a half a lemon in my hand. I'm speechless, I'm excited . . . I'm a wreck. Caleb wants to be where I am.

Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west." The sun rises in the east, dickhead." Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west.

We're actors in our lives, pretendin' to be who we want people to think we are.

My history defines who I am.