Do you ever lose the ego?” Westford asks me. “Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.

I now know why people break up in e-mails and text messages. Doing it face-to-face is so hard because you have to stand in front of the person and witness their reaction. Face their wrath.

Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.

being afraid to take chances is scarier than actually doing things that challenge you.

This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?" What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?

I want to be wherever you are.

Why shouldn't I be introspective? We dont' make sense." "Neither do Chocolate and Peanut Butter, but it somehow works." He says "Somehow the mixture of two things is genius.