He has no clue that I have the patience of a saint. At least that's what Carlos says, although that isn't saying much, considering his fuse is about as short as an eyelash.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

I tried writing adult romances, but it just didn't fit my voice.

We're actors in our lives, pretendin' to be who we want people to think we are.

It'll be impossible to protect Brittany for the rest of her life from all the other guys who want to be near her, to see her as I've seen her. Touch her as I've touch her. Man, I never want to let her go.

I now know why people break up in e-mails and text messages. Doing it face-to-face is so hard because you have to stand in front of the person and witness their reaction. Face their wrath.