A garter. Youโre supposed to take it off and keep it as a memento. K-k-kinda like a trophy for going far sexually with a girl. Itโs stupid, really. And kind of d-d-degrading if I think about it too m-m-much.โ โI know what it is,โ he says, amusement evident in his voice. โI just wanted to hear your explanation.
Simone ElkelesJulian, sometimes girls are like junk food. They look good, and they sure taste goodโฆ but you know they're not healthy for you and cause cavities so it's better to just leave 'em alone. Got me?
Simone ElkelesI flip open my phone to text Jessica: Me: Guess who's pregnant? Jess: u? Me: Get real. Jess: ur mom? Me: yep Jess: Mazel tov!? Me: Don't congratulate me, plz Jess: Could b worse Me: How? Jess: Could be u? Me: I'm a virgin. Jess: Nobody's perfect.
Simone ElkelesI want to know how to make this girl laugh. I want to know what makes her cry. I want to know what it feels like to have her look at me as if Iโm her knight in shinning armor.
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