If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.

Sometimes I think Ben is right, that the fantasy world is better because reality sucks...but then I look at Nikki and I believe that we can beat the odds.

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

Alex, Add it up. No matter how much you want her in your life, she doesn’t belong. A triangle can’t fit into a square. Just pointing out the facts” "“Gracias” I don’t point out that if it’s a big enough square, a small triangle can fit inside perfectly. All you have to do is make a few adjustments.

Gettin' near the fire, chica, doesn't necessarily mmean you'll get burned.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

what could i do to make the one i loved love me back ?