Want to get in trouble with me, Carlos?

You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up." "That last one isn't a skill." "Honey, trust me. It's a skill.

Somehow, being with Brittany brings something to my life that's missing, something ... right.

Sometimes you have to steer away from the crowd in order to be a better person. It's not always easy, that's for sure. But it's right. And sometimes doing the right thing feels good, even if it does end up in a trip to the principal's office.

Who knew Lenny was an encyclopedia for useless information?

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds.

Fans always say they laughed and they cried while reading my books. And I tell them that I laughed and cried while writing them.