If any guy threatened her she'd probably suffocate him with her oversized tee.

Oh, and just so you know, before we go out to the field we all get into a huddle and yell 'Go Queers!' really loud.

You once told me that I make you believe in the impossible. You make me believe in love, which I’d given up on. Thank you for proving to me it’s not just a fairy tale.

I want to live life on my own terms.

[about her offer of a Swedish massage] Alex: You're not Swedish. Brittany: Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you'll never know the difference.

Paco Fuentes, " Mrs. Peterson says, pointing to the table behind Mary. The handsome young man with pale blue eyes like his mother's and smoky black hair like his father's takes his assigned seat.

No, the next time i kiss you it'll last a long, long time. And then when we're done you're gonna realize being turned on is not about experience