Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Do you ever lose the ego?” Westford asks me. “Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.

I've spent so much time avoiding arguments and smoothing relationships with the people around me, this confrontation is painful.

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

I want to hold you, Nikki. Will you let me?

Julian, sometimes girls are like junk food. They look good, and they sure taste good… but you know they're not healthy for you and cause cavities so it's better to just leave 'em alone. Got me?