Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.

-You think I’ve got a big ego and an attitude problem? -I don’t think you do, Carlos. I know it. Unfortunately, it’s a Fuentes flaw. -I’d call it an asset. It’s what makes us Fuentes brothers irresistible. Carlos and Brittany

I like to write books that touch my heart. I want to entertain, and I love to entertain myself.

When she wraps her arms around my neck, all I want to do is protect this girl for the rest of my life.

I cry a lot.' 'Yeah? Well I'm gonna change that.

You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up." "That last one isn't a skill." "Honey, trust me. It's a skill.

I've never seen anythin' sexier in my life, and she's not even naked yet.