Sometimes we have to prove to others we're strong even where we're not.

It'll be impossible to protect Brittany for the rest of her life from all the other guys who want to be near her, to see her as I've seen her. Touch her as I've touch her. Man, I never want to let her go.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny panties she’s got on.

Thing is, I don't like ties. I like to win....by big margins.

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.