Fans always say they laughed and they cried while reading my books. And I tell them that I laughed and cried while writing them.

Mr. Latino with the big ego got bested by a ditzy, blond bimbo.

Sometimes I think Ben is right, that the fantasy world is better because reality sucks...but then I look at Nikki and I believe that we can beat the odds.

- Just do you know, Lenny this isn't a date. - Then what is it? - It's me falling sorry for you, because you're such a loser.

Just the fact that you need me to prove I love you is probably a clue it isn’t working

I don't want to always be 'the best I can be.' I just want to be me.

You shouldn't love me. I don't deserve you.