Football players are misunderstood. They arent the dumb jocks people think they are.

...there's no rule book or game plan when it comes to the grim realities of our lives.

As If I could just turn my feelings off like a faucet.

Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west." The sun rises in the east, dickhead." Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west.

Mr. Latino with the big ego got bested by a ditzy, blond bimbo.

You were lookin’ at me like you wanted to kiss me.” I force a laugh. “Yeah, right,” I say sarcastically. “Nobody’s watchin’ if you want to, you know, try it. Not to brag, but I’m somewhat of an expert.

Our lie is like a cancer that's spread to every single area of our lives.