It is, I think, an error to believe that there is any need of religion to make life seem worth living.

When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.

When facism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the American flag.

Why is it that traveling Americans are always so dreadful?

Winter is not a season, it's an occupation.

Paris is one of the largest, and certainly it is the pleasantest, of modern American cities.

You," Said Dr. Yavitch, "are a middle-road liberal, and you haven't the slightest idea what you want. I, being a revolutionist, know exactly what I want -- and what I want now is a drink.