Good Lord, I don't know what 'rights' a man has! And I don't know the solution of boredom. If I did, I'd be the one philosopher that had the cure for living. But I do know that about ten times as many people find their lives dull, and unnecessarily dull, as ever admit it; and I do believe that if we busted out and admitted it sometimes, instead of being nice and patient and loyal for sixty years, and then nice and patient and dead for the rest of eternity, why, maybe, possibly, we might make life more fun.

In fact, the whole thing about prohibition is this: it isn't the initial cost, it's the humidity.

Winter is not a season, it's an occupation.

Pugnacity is a form of courage, but a very bad form.

Sleep with me sleep with my dogs-

People read fiction for emotion-not information

The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, "The trouble with this country is...."