When facism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the American flag.

What are these unheard of sins you condemn so much - and like so well?

If there is anything worse than the aching tedium of staring out of car windows, it is the irritation of getting tickets, packing, finding trains, lying in bouncing berths, washing without water, digging out passports, and fighting through customs. To live in Carlsbad is seemly and to loaf at San Remo healing to the soul, but to get from Carlsbad to San Remo is of the devil.

Paris is one of the largest, and certainly it is the pleasantest, of modern American cities.

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.

Is it possible that nobody has ever known that there never has been a completely civilized man, and won't be for another thousand years?

We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.