I wasn't allowed to watch MTV before school, but somehow I managed to, when I was five or six and Fiona Apple's video for "Criminal" came on. She was so odd and dark, and I immediately felt some kind of connection with her. She was also the first person I admired for their looks.

Just because you have a blog doesn't mean that you should, like, lie for no reason.

I don't really have the time or energy to be bad.

I'm a boots girl. I always wear boots. They only look better when they get dirty.

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.

I'm like the Christina Aguilera of the Internet.

There's people trying to tell me what to do, but I'm not like some marketing scam.