When you spin a globe and point to a city and actually go to that city, you build an allowance of missed opportunities on the back end.
Sloane CrosleyIf you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can't afford to be with them.
Sloane CrosleyJuice cleansing has been all the rage for some time. And I used the word 'rage' advisedly; one must push a violent flood of liquidised vegetables and fruit through one's system for at least three days in order to perform a 'cleanse.'
Sloane CrosleyI got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off oneโs cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family.
Sloane CrosleyI do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos--you should wait until you come across something you want on your body for the rest of your life instead of just wandering into a tattoo parlor on some idle Sunday and saying, 'I feel like I should have one of these suckers by now. I'll take a thorny rose and a "MOM" anchor, please. No, not that one--the big one.
Sloane Crosley