Juice cleansing has been all the rage for some time. And I used the word 'rage' advisedly; one must push a violent flood of liquidised vegetables and fruit through one's system for at least three days in order to perform a 'cleanse.'

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.

I find that anything culturally significant that happened before '93 I associate with the decade before it. In fact, Oregon Trail is one of a handful of signposts that middle school existed at all.

I wanted to be an archaeologist. But in school you have to take a tremendous amount of statistics for that, and I am not good at statistics. So I hit a real wall with archaeology. It's probably like wanting to be an architect - you think it's all fun and games, and then you have to get out a calculator and you're done.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

Suburbia is too close to the country to have anything real to do and too close to the city to admit you have nothing real to do.