Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
Sloane CrosleyYou feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself.
Sloane CrosleyCats and their owners are on a private, exclusive loop of affection. Thus cats have become symbolic of a community eschewed and a hyper-engagement with oneself. They represent the profound danger of growing so independent in New York that it's not merely that you don't need anyone - it's that you don't know how to need anyone.
Sloane CrosleyI attended an extremely small liberal arts school. There were approximately 1,600 of us roaming our New England campus on a good day. My high school was bigger. My freshman year hourly calorie intake was bigger.
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