In my lame pescetarian defense, it's very hard to be a girl and say you won't eat something. Refuse one plate of bacon-wrapped pork rinds and you're anorexic. Accept them and you're on the Atkins. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and you're bulimic. Best to keep perfectly still and bring an IV of fluids with you to dinner.
Sloane CrosleyI love giving people advice on what to do with their books, but I don't really know how a Kindle Single gets covered.
Sloane CrosleyIt's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response.
Sloane CrosleyJuice cleansing has been all the rage for some time. And I used the word 'rage' advisedly; one must push a violent flood of liquidised vegetables and fruit through one's system for at least three days in order to perform a 'cleanse.'
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