Beauty is really all about confidence. If you feel beautiful, then you are beautiful.

L. A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they're fooling? It doesn't make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!

I can turn around and scream and get angry, but I turn around and I forget about it.

My father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a hooker. I told him, 'With these huge boobs that I inherited from your mother, I already look like a hooker!'

I guess I am going to think about freezing my eggs.

I understand English; I read and write English perfectly, but the accent won't go away.