You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!

I've never gone out with a guy who is older than me by more than a couple years. Usually it's my age, a little bit older, or even a little bit younger. But not a 15- or 20-year difference.

Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more—how do you say?—pop-oo-laaarrrity.

I'm happy with what I've achieved.

I guess I am going to think about freezing my eggs.

I can turn around and scream and get angry, but I turn around and I forget about it.

If I walk outside without lipstick, I feel naked.