You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!

I hate to work out. I get in a bad mood when I have to do it!

Listen, I'm not afraid of anything. I'm Colombian.

I guess I am going to think about freezing my eggs.

I always heard that immigrants had a really hard life when they came to America.

I love heels, I'm telling you. When I walk in flats, I get knee pain.

Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more—how do you say?—pop-oo-laaarrrity.