I'm obsessed with food!

L. A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they're fooling? It doesn't make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.

Ive been very lucky that Ive never had cellulite. My body was always firm.

Oh yes, things get me mad. But the thing is, I get mad, and then I turn around and I forget.

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!

People shouldn't stay married because of the kids. That's torture for everyone.

I don't want plastic surgery or fillers or Botox.