Listen, I didn't know how to make coffee when I came to the United States. Because in Colombia the maids do it.
People shouldn't stay married because of the kids. That's torture for everyone.
I like comedy. I would love to do comedy for a long time.
You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!
Latin guys dance. American guys don't dance. That's a big difference.
I guess I am going to think about freezing my eggs.