A boxing match is like a cowboy movie. There's got to be good guys and there's got to be bad guys. And that's what people pay for - to see the bad guys get beat.

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

My punches are just as hard in Chicago as in New York.

How would you like to find out how good my right is?

It don't matter as long as he can count up to 10

The only thing my old man ever gave me was a beating.

Come over here and sit on my knee and finish your orange juice.