But I quite like that the public has a very short attention span. If I haven't been on telly for a little bit, I can sense it. People don't take as much notice of you, it's really quite palpable.

Getting up to dance to your own stuff looks pretty pretentious. And leaving the dancefloor when it comes on is just awkward.

I get really frustrated if people don't smile.

Writing songs about fancying people in dance clubs is all very well but it's not the be-all and end-all. There are other topics.

Some people are really good at packaging themselves, but that's not really me.

I would love to record something with PJ Harvey or Alison Goldfrapp.

In real life, I'm not super-posh but if that's the stereotype, I really don't care. It could be worse.