But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.

A real relationship is two-way.

Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world.

Lover? I don't know. I don't know if she loves me. I don't know if I love her. All I can say is, she's the one I think about. All the time. She's the voice I want to hear. She's the face I hope to see.

It’s the way he had a cup of tea waiting for me when I woke up. It’s the way he turned on his laptop especially for me to look up all my Internet horoscopes and helped me choose the best one. He knows all the crappy, embarrassing bits about me that I normally try to hide from any man for as long as possible… and he loves me anyway.

...you may be able to sway people's heads. But you can't sway their hearts.

I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.