I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and I'll ... shoot someone, maybe? Or maybe just the gym will be enough.

If I worked at White Globe Consulting, I wouldn't be able to do my job. I would spend all day texting the other people in the office, asking them what was going on today and had they heard anything new and what did they think was going to happen. Hmm. Maybe it's a good thing I'm not in an office job.

Still, that's the point of love; you love someone despite their flaws.

It really is the year 2007. Which means I must be... Oh my God. I'm twenty-eight. I'm old.

This is what's so annoying about going out with Luke. You can't get away with anything.

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby

They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.