This is what's so annoying about going out with Luke. You can't get away with anything.

Why can't parents dance? Is it some universal law of physics or something?

When I'm on a break from writing, I'll log on to Amazon and eBay. The doorbell is constantly being rung by deliverymen.

Why didn't I buy a new phone earlier? Why don't I always walk around with a spare phone? It should be the law, like having a spare tire.

Philosophy wasn't about facts, it was about ideas. My first essay title was something like: 'How can you know what other people are thinking?' I thought, 'Wow, what an amazing thing.' I really thought deeply for the first time.

Still, that's the point of love; you love someone despite their flaws.

I'm a great fan of taking my laptop out and about.