Youth is still where you left it, and that's where it should stay. Anything that was worth taking on life's journey, you'll already have taken with you.

I hurl the glass teapot to the ground. we both stare at it, stunned. "it was supposed to break," I explain after a pause, " and that was going to signify that yes, I would throw something away . If I knew it wasn't right for me.

Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.

It really is the year 2007. Which means I must be... Oh my God. I'm twenty-eight. I'm old.

A party like this isn't about the surprise factor. It's about someone going to so much trouble that it just... overwhelms you.

Shopping is actually very similar to farming a field. You can't keep buying the same thing, you have to have a bit of variety. Otherwise you get bored and stop enjoying yourself.

Once you've started cheating, does it really matter what your methods are?