Life would be a lot easier if conversations were rewindable and erasable, like videos. Or if you could instruct people to disregard what you just said, like in a courtroom.

I know this is our honeymoon. But just sometimes, I wish Luke was a girl.

I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.

Everyone knows the first rule of business is "Look good during confrontations." Or if it isn't, it should be.

If you can't be honest with your friends and colleagues and loved ones, then what is life all about?

So I buy it. The most perfect little cardigan in the world. People will call me the Girl in the Gray Cardigan. I’ll be able to live in it. Really, it’s an investment.

And we spend the rest of the evening getting very pissed and eating ice cream, as we always do when something good or bad happens to either one of us.