There are some things I don't understand about Jess and never will. No wedding dress. No flowers. No photo album. No champagne. The only thing she got out of her wedding was a husband. (I mean, obviously the husband is the main point when you get married. Absolutely. That goes without saying. But still, not even a new pair of shoes?)

When I'm on a break from writing, I'll log on to Amazon and eBay. The doorbell is constantly being rung by deliverymen.

Books are educational; so you can buy as many as you want." Sophie Kinsella, shopping at the Limelight Marketplace

You fall in and out of love, but when you really love someone...it's forever.

This is what's so annoying about going out with Luke. You can't get away with anything.

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again. (Confessions of a Shopaholic-the movie)

If you're single, then I'm single?" What's that supposed to be? Lyrics to a pop song?