When I'm on a break from writing, I'll log on to Amazon and eBay. The doorbell is constantly being rung by deliverymen.

You don't need to change one hair. One freckle. One little toe. And if its me thats made you feel you should do this..then there's something wrong with me. -Luke Brandon

That's the trouble with having the whole world love you. One day, you wake up and it's flirting with your best friend instead. And you don't know what to do. You're thrown.

I had gone to Oxford to read music. I had done music all my life, but when I got to college I didn't want to do it anymore.

Emma, your granddad’s on the line,” says Artemis, putting her hand over the receiver. “Something about the night bus and he’ll never trust you again?

This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.