Oh, please. If she's going to use Mr. Darcy to prop up her arguments, I give up.

A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn't fit, you can't exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags...

Me too." I agree fervently. "Every film should definitely have a message." Which is true. I mean... take the Lord of the Rings movies- they've got loads of messages. Like "Don't lose your ring.

The great thing about being a novelist is that you organize your own day.

Suddenly I've had enough of all this. I've had enough of being made to feel insecure and paranoid and wondering what's going on

she doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one—it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are for.

Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.