Maybe my identity's been stolen. Or maybe I was sleep-shopping!

Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact.

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.

I'm an impulse buyer. I don't really go out with a list.

Youth is still where you left it, and that's where it should stay. Anything that was worth taking on life's journey, you'll already have taken with you.

"This is me, remember!" retorts Suze. "I know what you're like! You used to throw all your bank statements into the trash and hope a complete stranger would pay off your bills!" This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.

My voice is clotted with unshed tears.