The Greeks could be a crushing bore. I recommend dressing everyone in combat fatigues or S&M gear.
It was my care to make my life illustrious not by words more than by deeds.
Not to be born is, past all prizing, best.
War never takes a wicked man by chance, the good man always.
Though a man be wise it is no shame for him to live and learn.
The truth is ever best.