Pete Rose is baseball.
Explaining why he was forced to cut a utility player: You just got caught in a position where you have no position.
Good seasons start with good beginnings.
I don't know why the players make such a big fuss about sitting in the first class section of the plane. Does that mean they'll get there faster?
I've changed my mind about it (DH) - instead of being bad, it stinks.
Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year.