Pete (Rose) doesn't run with celebrities and he can't stand the phonies. His big buddy in LA ain't Sinatra, it's a funny old groundskeeper.

Every 24 hours the world turns over on someone who was sitting on top of it.

I don't know why the players make such a big fuss about sitting in the first class section of the plane. Does that mean they'll get there faster?

A baseball manager is a necessary evil.

No manager ever won no ballgames.

If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing.

Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut.