Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.
I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.
Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut.
A player does not have to like a manager and he does not have to respect a manager. All he has to do is obey the rules.
A baseball manager is a necessary evil.
The only reason I'm coming out here tomorrow is the schedule says I have to.