I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left.

What real job - what political world - would want Spencer Pratt, with the stigma I’ve attached to my name?

I'm not really interested in anybody, that's why I started rapping. I'm still a fan of Tupac. That's the only rapper that I'm still like, "Oh! Tupac!"

I don't have to have talent. I just need to have auto-tune and be allowed to have the hottest track in the game, and my swag.

There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully.

Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming - they're gonna sell 10 million-plus.

I've been training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all my life. Boxing, kickboxing. I'm definitely not a fighter, but I defend my honor.